January 2012
Jen is on the Sims.
It’s funny because she keeps talking to them, ‘what do you want to do with your life? Cooking? WELL lets read about cooking’ shortly followed by ‘beautifully decorated? IF YOU LIKE MUSTARD IT IS’.
I’m going to sit here all day because I feel peaceful watching the Sims live their lives through Jen. She’s sent them to the bookstore. They had a burglar last...
Khristine made me breakfast in bed. Now I fancy her.
I wasn’t hungry until Robyn came and ate a sandwich in my room and now im starving as well as shattered so I’m not entirely sure where to start.
Last night I had a dance off to MJ with a guy who was like ‘yeah so I get pay by YouTube’ to which I responded, ‘yeah do do I’ (true fact kids) and it became a YouTube off in which I may have exaggerated my viewers...
I just tried to do a somersault into bed and landed on my head. It really hurt. I should remember that I’m not flexible. This has upset me.
I just walked into Khristine’s room, rolled along to floor for a while and then crawled out. She didn’t even react.
I spent a lot of today in Font with Robyn reading my circus book and eating fresh bread. It was all very mature and sophisticated until we got the urge to get drunk tonight. Now we’re going to factory - with just 1p entry it is definitely a bargain.
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Megan is sat with my red panda whilst Joanie Mitchell blares out of her speakers. I just walked in to find her talking loudly, lying on the floor in front of a book with red panda by her side, having a full on “conversation” with red panda about exams, Rasputin and how much they hate Mr Seal.
She just said “I love spending time with you red panda”.
He didn’t respond.
Today I was singing 'Summer nights' and doing both...
And I didn’t realize Khristine was filming me. Now she has a clip of me going, ‘THOSE SUMMER-NOOO’. How embarrassing.
My life has changed significantly since I tidied my room the other day. Now I am happy to listen to the Zelda soundtrack and run around dramatically - before there wasn’t space. I also may have missed my cathedral interview this morning because I was in a...
One time me and Lucy swapped names for lent and it was really difficult but also wonderful.
Because of it my auntie sent lucy my Easter egg saying ‘you’re Megan now so have it!’
I think it may definitely be the most effort anyone has made for lent.
Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Me: Shhh. Don't speak.
I enjoy how my camera consists of such a variety.
One minute you can be watching drunken uni times and then next you’re watching a hawk rip apart a pigeon.
It should have been a disgusting sight, but we were all fascinated by the situation. I’m intrigued as to why a hawk decided to chill in our garden in the first place, but I love him. I’m going to call him Mr murderous hawk.
I’ve only just gotten in the shower and...
I love people who have sparkly eyes.
It’s a delightful feature. All of you with eyes that sparkle, pat yourselves on the back. Congrats on those genes.
Today has been quite interesting. I ended up going to Mcdonalds to throw off my hangover, but didn’t actually throw it off. If I was to some up my day I would say it was a messy mess of messes. The worst bit was when I had a nap and then had to get up after an hour in...
I wish someone would stroke my hair while I cry with hungoverness
My head is spinning so I’m literally going to have to knock myself out and sleep. I despise hangovers, despise.
I also really need a job or just to sell everything I own (oh reflective mornings). I may read the hunger games in order to reflect on life. Where oh were is my paracetamol? I’ve already sent my compulsory ‘oh help me im dying’ texts but no one came to my aid.
I just had a ridiculous panic attack.
I thought I’d lost my laptop (I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I had put it before I went out) but it has turned up. I am at peace.
Tonight was very amusing. Robs cried because one direction had been to the take away we went to, and me and Leech just stood and didn;t know how to react. The guy who had told us was so alarmed that he had to go outside to smoke.
It’s...
I am so drunk. Tj ugh wad ace
Tonight is going to be majorly sick.
I’m excited. I have gin, I have tonic, I have shot glasses, I have my Robyn’s. I AM READY.
I had an extremely long shower this morning.
It wasn’t until I was dodging the water and pretending to be a ninja that I realised it was time to get out.
I have quite a lot to do today, which is exactly why I’m sat in bed as opposed to getting dressed. I have a serious case of the ‘cba’. This is mainly because I have to do my weekly shop in Morrisons and carrying the bags on the bus is going to be about as fun as...
Something I love about Jeunet films (the director of Amelie, A Very Long Engagement,MicMacs etc) is the fact that he doesn’t cast stars. It’s easy enough for a director to gain credentials by casting a ‘big name’ in order to increase a film’s popularity, but he is certainly not guilty.
Instead he casts people who look interesting and are quirky, drawing from theatre...
Things that would happen if someone watched my...
- They’d realize I sing to myself a lot. Yesterday I spent an hour dancing round my room pretending to be a gangster. I put my hood up and everything.
- I keep a synth inside my wardrobe because I have no clothes.
- Right now I’m swaying to 80’s music and singing ‘don’t you forget about me’ really passionately.
- I sit in the very corners of my room just...
It really annoys me when people act like they're...
For example, if someone says, ‘why don’t you watch mary poppins?’ and you respond with, ‘no because that’s not something I would enjoy’ and they said ‘WHAT’ and you point out that if you wanted to watch mary poppins you would watch it.
Is it so hard to grasp that people have different interests?
I've spent my entire day writing a shopping list.
I’m turning into one of them people who enjoys trivialities.
Yesterday when I went out for my meal I thought it would be sensible to book a table in advance. So when I was on the bus I rang up the restaurant to ask for a table for four. The man asked for my name so I said, ‘Holland’ and then asked when I wanted the table. As we were already on the bus I just stammered, ‘soonish’.
The man let out a chuckle and said, ‘Ok so...
The touchpad on my lappy has randomly stopped...
It isn’t making life any easier.
I’ve recently acquired a taste for foreign food. I’m genuinely tired of eating the same stuff all the time (this may be because my limited culinary skills mean that I have to eat the same stuff all the time). So I’m going to branch out in the world. I’m excited.
I am currently having a bed day, but I’m aware that I need to...
Also I love my uni fam right now
Today has been the best day I've had in ages.
I feel like I’m in a really good place. I’ve not felt this happy in ages, but it’s as though everything is starting to come together and I’ve managed to pull myself together.
Im currently very excited for Monday because Robyn finishes her exams, which means we are having a full on night out. We just discussed it and I can’t wait.
i love cats with squishy faces
I've been running around cleaning my room in a...
Now I can’t breathe. It’s time to get changed I think.
Best meal of my life.
So earlier today in our hungover states, we decided that we wanted some form of food and somehow came upon the conclusion that going for a dressed up meal was the right thing to do. So we donned our dresses and coats and went to an Italian in a nearby town.
It was honestly amazing for £20 I had wine, garlic bread, risotto and then a chocolate tart that melted in the middle. As every dish arrived...
tj-xxx:
iliketowritewords:
tj-xxx:
I’m on strike from boys unless I receive a text within the next 10 minutes.
I’ll buy you a strawberry milkshake if you receive no texts.
you’re cute. be my boyf. I’ll be that distressed that I’ll actually enjoy it this time.
We’ll go for potato wedges too. I’ll treat you right.
tj-xxx:
I’m on strike from boys unless I receive a text within the next 10 minutes.
I’ll buy you a strawberry milkshake if you receive no texts.
Last night a group of lads got thrown out of...
Because they were making fun of me pouring ketchup. Seriously. An intercom speaker was like ‘can the disruptive group please vacate the premises?’ and I felt like I was in an action film about Mcdonalds.
Then I came home and was in bed with Jess, chatting along and she kept falling asleep and then waking up and giving replies that were totally irrelevant to the conversation. For...
Today I shopped.
I bought loads of clothes. I’m overjoyed and am dying my hair brown now because I got bored already of it being light. It’s too borderline ginger.
FOOD FOOD FOOD.
CLOTHES.
Now I’m going to get drunk.
I am never ordering things for my sisters again.
Last week they asked me to get them some fancy dress stuff online. That was good by me, so I ordered it and got on with my life.
Since then they’ve been texting me every minute of everyday asking if the parcel has arrived. Why would I know? I’M NOT EVEN AT HOME. They even ring me and text my friends. I don’t know what they want from me. If it hasn’t arrived then...
I managed to pull myself away from Zelda this...
And watched The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. It was pretty ace. My overall verdict is that I fancy the pants of Daniel Craig, Rooney O’Mara was excellent and the cinematography was probably the biggest fault for me. It could have been a little more thought out.
The last few days have been good. Last night i went out for cocktails with the gang and pretended we were in sex and the city,...
I’ve recently started fancying older men. There’s just something sophisticated about a 30+ year old. Oh godddd
How can the weather be so bloody cold? I’m at the train station with a 20 minute wait for the next train. Waiting for trains is my least favourite thing.
I’m really excited because khristine is making me Asian food tonight because im craving it after reading a book about Japan.
Today has been too busy for words. I woke up, practically ran to the bus and then caught the train to Sheffield. After that I had lunch, went to the dentist and now I’m at the pharmacy and my teeth are killing me
Once I’ve picked up my prescription im getting the train to Manchester so I can finally watch glee. I really like my dentist because she calls me gorgeous a lot and I’m...
I love drunk Jen. My favourite texts off her so far are, ‘omg i want foods is that bad omg. What can I cook. Shitty shit head’, ‘want a hmmm workibg eye. Mr bus is a big shithead’ and ‘don’t cry tour eyes out. I feed your eyes tears, they don’t cry. I smell like alcohol.’
I’m having a lot of fun reading her texts.
Anyway yeah, this evening...
I had such a good evening.
I LOVE WRITING CLUB. I actually do.
An hour of walking and I made it. Now I’m really nervous and ten minutes early so I’m forcing myself not to think so I actually make it inside. It’s so cold ahhh
thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad replied to your post: There is next to no chance of me making it to this writing thing later.
go. definitely go. i always plan to go to stuff like that and then chicken out and then regret it later (i got about 5 metres down the road when i was going to photography society and then got scared and ran home)
I do that all the time. If I try to chicken out...
There is next to no chance of me making it to this...
It’s honestly going to be a bitch to find. It’s in a village not far from here that I know reasonably well - but I’m used to hanging out in the West of it, not the East. I have done the best I can do in this situation, which is to google street view the route I’ll be taking and walk it.
I also have to try not to chicken out because new people frighten me and I can’t...