February 2012
I have failed at life today.
I wasn’t feeling well so I just slept from about one until five. Now I feel confused and disorientated, so I made a pile of chicken nuggets and then sat in my room screeching Adele at the top of my voice.
I also tried to use the Karaoke machine to rap along to Kanye West, it went about as well as yesterday when I played gymnastics and spent a long time upside down against my door....
Khristine got a karaoke set, put it in m room and then left so I’ve been sat singing on my own for a good while now.
My procrastination has hit a new level.
I’ve whipped the hoover out. I’m doing this because I don’t want to hear about Henry V and how Shakey wrote him etc. I just don’t wanna know right now. I went downstairs to tell Jen that we walked four miles today and she’s fallen asleep with just a pair of legs sticking out of her bed. I laughed.
Tonight I’m going to cook gammon with veg n stuff. I’ve...
Today has been a delight.
I met Jen at about ten and we went for a walk around the Ladybower reservoir, which is in between Sheffield and Manchester. We felt really grown up because we were wearing walking shoes and coats and kept saying ‘WHY ARE WE DOING THIS’.
It was lovely though. The weather was amazing and we ended up sitting by the reservoir for about an hour, chilling and dunking kitkats in coffee-tea...
Today me and Jen are going walking in the peak...
I’m excited. I’m making us a packed lunch and everything and then we’re going to run (by run I mean walk) around a reservoir and it will be a delight.
What is also delightful is that it’s ten to nine on a Sunday and I’m already up. I struggle to get up for lectures in the afternoon but the countryside ain’t no problem boiiiiiii.
The Wizard Of Oz is definitely my favourite film.
It makes me feel so happy. i have nothing else to say and think I should probably take a nap. Love you all.
I’m currently the kind of hungover when I have to make decisions about ten minutes before acting on them. I was going to do all my uni work today and I tried but none of it stayed in my mind so instead I’m watching videos of the glee cast hanging out and slightly wishing it was my life. That’s so embarrassing.
I want a pet. I keep dreaming that I have cats so I think I should...
My mum just rang me and then asked if i have my...
Last night I pretended to be friends with someone for ages before revealing I didn’t know the guy. Everyone was really impressed and then I nonchalantly said, ‘what do you expect? I do drama’ and flounced away.
Oh arrogant drunk Megan.
I'm trying my 'sober up logic'
So I came back from my night out and cooked a shepard’s pie.
I don’t know how drunk I was tonight, but I have a feeling it was pretty drunk because my head is still a-spinning and I have hiccups. I don’t have much to say so I’ll save all my words for tomorrow.
Charlotte’s walking over to my house. Apparently she just saw a girl in the road, assumed it was me and then shouted ‘OI YOU’.
Obviously (because I am in bed, blogging) the girl wasn’t me. How amusing.
I also spent a lot of today making my parents feel old by telling them I was almost 20.
I'm having a weird half hour.
I just painted my nails and halfway through remembered that I don’t usually paint them because I’m really impatient and unable to keep the paint on the nail.
So I went to clean my fingers with the nail polish but instead of pouring it on a tissue, I just poured the bottle on my hand. I think I’m high from the fumes.
I want to apply for Camp America.
I got my results back for my first semester.
I’m really proud. In one module I got a first, in the other a high 2.1 but in the other I didn’t do quite as well - I’m hoping if I can try and get a first in the rest of my modules this year I can get one over all. I don’t know if that’s unrealistic thinking. Sometimes I feel like it’s a fluke that I did well in the film module and more to do with the fact I...
WatchI also enjoy this and the fact it went from singing glee to petitioning to be on the programme. So much talent.
WatchThis is one of the funniest things I’ve ever found in my photobooth. I think what I enjoy the most is the fact I wasn’t there and this whole thing happened of Robyn’s own accord.
I can't sleep.
Therefore so far I have:
1. Made an elaborate sandwich
2. Downloaded several new apps for my phone.
3. Replied to drunk texts.
4. Wondered what the theatre would be like if I was drunk.
5. Had two imagined conversations with my lecturers about essay structure. One of them made me tea.
6. Listened to somebody I used to know and wondered who I would one day not know anymore.
7. Imagined...
I'm going to edit my book.
Oh I’m excited. I should be doing work because that’s the whole reason I came home, but then I realised I had a printer. So I’m going to print out my book and then divide it into bits that need grammatically editing, bits that need restructuring, bits that are shit etc. It should be good.
Also I just found loads of mysterious hotel bookings in the study, which I think means my...
Also my sister (who isn’t talking to me still) refuses to eat tea and is instead going to run for hours in the weird mini gym we now have set up in the cellar. It’s a very odd place to keep equipment considering that it’s absolutely freezing cold down there and there’s no light, but ok. Cool.
My stepdad discovered that my last pair of...
I’m still not sure why anyone wanted my cow slippers, but I told him the story and he laughed. An hour later he came up to my room and said ‘I’ve got you some hideous slippers because then maybe noone will steal them’.
They are hideous slippers. How very thoughtful of him.
I swear my time at home is only to do the...
1. Catch up on the endless stream of tv that I can’t watch at uni due to shit internet.
2. Update my ipod with carefully selected tracks.
3. Tamper with my computer memory.
4. Sit in bed.
That is all I do. I’m happy and in a geeky mood. I’m playing around with the airport card on my computer to try and get it to pick up the internet more effectively. YEYYY.
Seriously go away.
For god’s sake.
I’m currently in bed watching modern family. every episode makes me laugh and I want a cup of tea or for someone to take my headache away.
geminos:
Schedule for today:
Gossip Girl
Glee
New Girl
One Tree Hill
And then maybe a couple of films. Yay!
SCREAM AT ME AFTER YOU WATCH GLEE
I am finally having my Jen post-glee conversation
I FEEL SO LIBERATED
undithered replied to your post: OH MY GOD AT GLEE.
I cried
hahaha, as did I (although I also cried at the muppets movie, so I’m pretty sure my tears count for very little)
OH MY GOD AT GLEE.
Why am I not in Manchester? I need to talk to either Robyn or Jen STAT. GUYS IF EITHER OF YOU READS THIS THEN CALL ME RIGHT NOW.
I'm going to go home for a few days.
I have the home itch. I want my tiny bed, heating, food, good internet. It’s like a holiday. I also need to get to the point where my sisters are talking to me, because it’s really boring when they’re not.
I have a meeting at the Cathedral in an hour and I can’t be bothered to move. I’m terrible at the moment. I just can’t be bothered to do anything. I just...
Today is a day of days.
I just need to get out of bed and pull myself together properly. I have a weird thing of either doing loads and loads or not doing anything at all. Silly Megan.
I believe my wisdom teeth may be coming through. This is unfortunate.
I’m also trying to read Dicken’s. My mother once told me that it takes a few chapters to get into the zone. I haven’t yet managed to do as much.
...
I'm going to have to miss writing club tonight.
I’m really gutted, but because I slept in so late, I haven’t done any work for Thursday and I have a big day planned for tomorrow, so I may as well get as much as I can done now.
Tomorrow is my favourite day of the week because I get to go to my circus module, which is quickly becoming the best thing I’ve done at uni. Afterwards I have my first day working at the Cathedral (so...
I was planning on having the most lazy day of my...
I even got to the point where I was still in bed ten minutes ago, but then Catherine rang me and said ‘LETS GET LUNCH’ and I really like lunch so I skipped out of bed, had a super fast shower and once I find my mascara I shall be ready to eat even though I don’t need to eat because I have plenty of food in but LUNCH.
This is good because now I’m motivated to live my life....
I'm going to see Woman in Black tonight.
I’m excited. I watched the play with my school a couple of years ago and ended up sat with some girls who had once bullied me. Out of shyness, I shoved as much chocolate into my mouth as was possible in order to stifle my fear.
I’ve been reading Merchant of Venice today. It’s so anti-sematic. I think tomorrow in the lecture we’re discussing whether or not the play can be...
How not to do work in the library:
The library. A place of studious learning and intelligent activities…or not. Here is what usually happens when we visit the library with company:
we sit in the sofa area because it’s more comfy than the sofas at home and use the plugs that are installed in the sofas. Then we chat/sit on facebook cos you don’t get told off for doing so.
Accidentally get distracted by watching...
I'm proud of myself today.
I’m currently sat in the library with Jen, and I actually did some work before I got distracted right now by tumblr. Jen is laughing. Hi Jen. She said hey (in a creepy voice…).
OK RIGHT. I have nothing to say. APART FROM SOMETHING COMING UP IN A MOMENT. OH MY GOD.
I haven't blogged properly for ages.
I’m not sure why not. I’ve actually got about a million pieces of news but I can’t be bothered to write them - so instead I just start off writing and then thing ‘NAH’ before closing the webpage.
However, you’ll all be pleased to know I am alive and well. I’m currently in bed reading some Shakey and preparing myself to get up bright and early for a...
Oh my actual god at last night. It was full full on mental hahahahahaha. I’ve woken up with Robyn now saved as zayne one direction, Khristine’s in my bed, I got with literally ALL of my housemates and kept buying drinks on my card.
So much for a quiet night in.
Circus families.
I think the biggest thing I’ve learnt in the first few weeks in my course on the Circus is how very wrong most people’s preconceptions about performers actually are. I know so many people who assume that a circus coming to town means that they will get robbed etc.
The reality is completely different. Circus families often descend back for an incredibly long time and are very proud....
I am amazing.
I went out last night with the plan to come back at one in the morning. Instead I came back at 3 because I was loving life. I then watched Gossip Girl and slept for a couple of hours before getting myself over to Blackpool for the day.
I’m so proud. I’ll blog later about how much I loved Blackpool circus and shit like that.
