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Last night a group of lads got thrown out of Mcdonalds

Because they were making fun of me pouring ketchup. Seriously. An intercom speaker was like ‘can the disruptive group please vacate the premises?’ and I felt like I was in an action film about Mcdonalds.

Then I came home and was in bed with Jess, chatting along and she kept falling asleep and then waking up and giving replies that were totally irrelevant to the conversation. For example, when I was talking about hats, she thought I was talking about the twins from big brother a few years ago. It was amusing. 

I also discovered that sex and the city isn’t a realistic depiction of New York and felt very disappointed. 

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