For some reason I thought I’d go out for a beer with my housemate but accidentally had about a million drinks and I’m actually drunk. Now they’re playing articulate and I’m playing ‘pretend to be sober’.
More weirdly my cousin was at the pub and we played pool but i was really shit and danced instead. Oh goodness. As if 3 beers could do this to me. I think it must be some form of disease. My consciousness is very clear right now. I see all. Hi robyn Leech. She isn’t reading this. I gave robyn leech a beer. NONO.
There was a giy with a beard tonight and it was a nice beard. AHH OTATOP/.
